Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

never realized how much of an annoying pick me girl sanjana was in main hoon na. out of all the guys she could be with, she chooses lucky, an eff boy who sleeps with four girls each week and has flunked the same grade three times. i hate how after she gets a “makeover” (bleaching her skin white, straightening her hair, coming to school all dressed up fancy) every guy in the vicinity starts drooling over her as if this is the only reason us girls show up to college every day.

If a girl comes crying to you because of her insecurity problems resulting from overhearing her crush talking mad crap about her because she doesn’t dress and look in styles he considers “attractive” what do you do? Do you comfort her properly and tell her she doesn’t need to judge herself based on a man’s bs opinions? Do you encourage her to be herself? NOPE. Instead you encourage her to completely change herself to woo a man who isn’t even worth her time and energy and ask the teacher you have a crush on to give her a “makeover”

girls with deep brown skin tones and wavy hair are automatically considered hideous. Due to this message, they should develop even bigger self esteem and body image issues

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

In order to tell a guy that you really like him, as a girl it is okay for you to be pretty abusive and possessive too and monitor your crush like a drone

it is also okay for a student to be romantically involved with one of their professors because she’s so hot and good looking. professors are also allowed to casually make jokes about ANAL SEX AND MENSTRUAL CYCLEs WITH STUDENTS, TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.

During a very sensitive time when a lot of military conflict is going on and sketchy people are running amok, a college does not need to fulfill the requirements of running a background check on the people they hire as staff at the college

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

Raghavan is killed by a hand grenade, and Ram is rescued by Lucky the same physically super competent student who almost died in a simple running race at college.

everyone ends up getting kidnapped successfully. SOMEHOW. NO details as to why Raghavan and Co. didn't do this in the first place, but okay. They send out a videotape making demands. By this movie’s logic, security measures expire after one threat,

apparently main hoon na teaches us many things

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

girls should not have any ambitiions or dreams in life and college is not a place to show up to every day for the benefit of your education but instead a place to find guys to become obsessed with you so that you can pretend to pick and choose them and then ultimately become the local d-bag’s girlfriend.